1. Japanese for "pervert." Literally "strange desires."
All of the hentai on the bus were looking at my boobs.
2. In American usage it more often refers to Japanese porn, especially in cartoons.
Hide the hentai, Mom's coming!
Hey you beautiful people reading this. First things first, stuff you really care about, like how my textile science exam went. The one I studied buttloads for. Well, perhaps I shouldn't say studied because that implies reviewing information I already knew... learning for hours would be more accurate. Anyway, I got a BC, which sadly I'm rather content with. It was pretty much the average grade.
Today my professor tried to demonstrate the process of texturizing fabric. As an example, he crumpled up two pieces of paper and vigorously rubbed them against his face. I thought it was hilarious and looked around the room for other smirks, but everyone was just nodding like "Uh huh, I get it now." Wtf? Well, I laughed.
Next on the agenda, watch this. It's funny: FDA Approves Depressant for Annoyingly Cheerful People I wish I knew how to directly embed videos, but I don't. Ben Stoler, teach me your ways.
Moving on, I got my hair cut. When I first told my stylist I wanted bangs, she said, "Hmm... I dont know. You have a very low hairline and a prominent jaw," aka I look like a raindrop with no forehead. Overall, I'm pleased with results.
However, my roommate told me I looked like a familiar cartoon character.
Thank you, Sarah.
And I'm when I go home, my brother is sure to refer to me as something he's dubbed me in the past.
Thank you in the future, Ben.
Alright, time to get back to my screenplay. This thing has become the bane of my existence. It was actually due today—and I was about 12 pages short plus it currently sucks—so I got an extension for Tuesday. I'm not sure how much better it'll be by then though. And this bout of warm weather just makes me want to go out. No, woman, FOCUS!
Well, until then, take your medicine.
-J.
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