Quickly, Before the Fog Rolls In

Stanky Leg: A dance in which the dancer drops it will rotating one leg behind them. 

Hey everyone, Suzie is doing da Stanky Leg. 

Hi there. I'm gonna try to keep this short and sweet because I have a textile science exam to study for—fiber properties, finishing processes, and the textile industry in general. It's pretty terrible, but it's worth a third of my final grade so I'm forced to care. 

How absurd is it when professors advise you about preparing for a test, and all they say is "wear comfortable clothing, take a nap beforehand, and make sure you eat breakfast." Thank you, really, I appreciate that. 

In case you're curious or bored, I wrote a review of a film called "The Pool" today in The Cardinal: http://dailycardinal.com/article/22292. I haven't had anything published in a while so that was kind of cool.

How about them Oscars? Perhaps no one cares anymore because it's three days after the fact, but I was enjoyed the overall event. I watched Hugh Jackman on the Barbara Walters special before the ceremony, and I really wanted to like him after hearing all the stuff he went through. He even gave Barbara a lap dance, which was pleasant. But as a host, he made my eye twitch. Perhaps that's harsh, but I prefer the days of Billy Crystal... even Whoopi was superior. 

Please stop singing and dancing. 

Enough complaining for now. Until next time, stay dry. 

- J.